“Trickle-Down Town Hall: How to Cut the Cake and Eat Yours Too” Fiction???
“Trickle-Down Town Hall: How to Cut the Cake and Eat Yours Too” Fiction??? Welcome to America’s latest game show: “Who Wants to Be a Billionaire (Again)?” In tonight’s episode, our beloved leaders dazzle the crowd with a time-tested recipe for economic magic: Cut programs for the poor, lower taxes for the rich, and watch as prosperity… floats upward. Let’s break down the brilliance: 1. Charging Tariffs to Other Countries Because nothing says “global friendship” like a 25% surcharge on your neighbor’s toasters. “Let them pay!” cried the tariffs, while domestic prices soared and American farmers wept into their unsold soybeans. But fear not – we’ll use the proceeds to build statues of economic freedom! 2. Politician Immunity: Now with Extra Teflon™ Remember when you had to follow laws? Silly you. In Trickle-Down Town , politicians are protected by the magical cloak of “executive privilege” and “I don’t recall.” They can text lobbyists, vacation with oil execs, and even moonl...