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“Trickle-Down Town Hall: How to Cut the Cake and Eat Yours Too” Fiction???

  “Trickle-Down Town Hall: How to Cut the Cake and Eat Yours Too” Fiction??? Welcome to America’s latest game show: “Who Wants to Be a Billionaire (Again)?” In tonight’s episode, our beloved leaders dazzle the crowd with a time-tested recipe for economic magic: Cut programs for the poor, lower taxes for the rich, and watch as prosperity… floats upward. Let’s break down the brilliance: 1. Charging Tariffs to Other Countries Because nothing says “global friendship” like a 25% surcharge on your neighbor’s toasters. “Let them pay!” cried the tariffs, while domestic prices soared and American farmers wept into their unsold soybeans. But fear not – we’ll use the proceeds to build statues of economic freedom! 2. Politician Immunity: Now with Extra Teflon™ Remember when you had to follow laws? Silly you. In Trickle-Down Town , politicians are protected by the magical cloak of “executive privilege” and “I don’t recall.” They can text lobbyists, vacation with oil execs, and even moonl...
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🌿🧪 The Beetroot Reawakening: A Mythical Tonic by Dr. O 🧪🌿

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  On Jul 20, 2025, at 9:33 AM, rich oberleitner < richobe1@gmail.com > wrote:   The Beetroot  Reawakening: A Mythical Tonic by Dr. O   In the time before memory, when broccoli ruled the brassicas and kombucha was still just a whisper among mushrooms, the world was suffering from a grave affliction… called… “The Slump.” Humans walked hunched, eyes dull, joints creaky like ancient wagon wheels, minds foggy as a cabbage patch in winter. Their blood was sluggish, their lymph like molasses, and their digestion was a tragic opera in three bloated acts. Enter: Dr. O, the rogue alchemist of Verdant Valley. Clad in a lab coat stitched from fermented kale and coconut husk, and wielding a whisk made from unicorn hair and recycled bike spokes, Dr. O was a rebel of the highest order—once banished from the Royal Order of Smoothie Shamans for suggesting that fiber matters. He lived in a spirulina-powered treehouse and spoke fluently in burps from kombucha bottles. One day, af...
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Big Bad Bill (A Critique of the Big Beautiful Bill)

  Big Bad Bill (A Critique of the Big Beautiful Bill) (In the Style of "Big Bad John") Verse 1: Well, Big Bad Bill was a real big shot, With his shiny suit and a plan that was hot. He said, “I’m gonna make this country great, Give tax breaks to the rich, and leave the poor to wait.” He made the people cheer, but deep down inside, The poor folks were suffering from a long, hard ride. He said, “Don’t worry, folks, just keep the faith, The rich’ll do just fine while you work for your plate.” Chorus: Big Bad Bill, he gave them a thrill, He promised them the world, but it didn’t feel still. He taxed the rich, and they laughed all the way, But for the poor? They got nothing today! Verse 2: Well, Big Bad Bill, he had a plan, To open up parks to the oil man. He said, “I’ll drill here, and I’ll drill there, Who cares about the air or the water we share?” He took away rules, made the industry free, But the earth’s gonna suffer, you wait and see. He opened the lands where the oil flows ...
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Why Be Like Finland When You Can Be Fabulous & Flammable?!

🇺🇸 "Why Be Like Finland When You Can Be Fabulous & Flammable?!" By Captain Satire – Reporting Live from a Leaky Bridge Somewhere in America Let’s take a moment, dear reader, to ask the unthinkable: Why doesn’t the United States follow successful countries like Finland, Switzerland, or anyone with fewer mass shootings and more working toilets in schools? Well buckle up your pothole-proof seatbelt, because the answer is clear: We’re just too darn exceptional. 🏥 Healthcare? That’s Socialist Witchcraft. Other countries (you know, the boring ones like Germany , Japan , or even Costa Rica ) have this weird idea that not going bankrupt from a broken leg is a basic right . How quaint! Meanwhile, in the U.S., we’ve perfected the Wheel of Misfortune™ : Spin it and land on "surprise ambulance bill," "prescription costs more than rent," or the crowd favorite, "hospital gown, second mortgage combo pack!" Why copy Finland’s affordable, out...
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Why doesn’t the United States follow successful countries like Finland, Switzerland, or anyone with fewer mass shootings and more working toilets in schools?

  Why doesn’t the United States follow successful countries like Finland, Switzerland, or anyone with fewer mass shootings and more working toilets in schools? Well buckle up your pothole-proof seatbelt, because the answer is clear: We’re just too darn exceptional. 🏥 Healthcare? That’s Socialist Witchcraft. Other countries (you know, the boring ones like Germany , Japan , or even Costa Rica ) have this weird idea that not going bankrupt from a broken leg is a basic right . How quaint! Meanwhile, in the U.S., we’ve perfected the Wheel of Misfortune™ : Spin it and land on "surprise ambulance bill," "prescription costs more than rent," or the crowd favorite, "hospital gown, second mortgage combo pack!" Why copy Finland’s affordable, outcome-driven system when we can charge $600 for a Band-Aid and call it freedom ? 📚 Education? You Mean That Thing Finland Does Right? Finland has no standardized testing , respected teachers , free school lunches ...
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🌩️ The Holy Smokes and Hypocrisy Show: God, Gold, and Guided Missiles

 🌩️ The Holy Smokes and Hypocrisy Show: God, Gold, and Guided Missiles By Theologian of Tactical Sarcasm, Reverend Dr. I. M. Laughing — Welcome to the weekly broadcast of The Holy Smokes and Hypocrisy Show, where we explore how an all-loving, omniscient God somehow always votes the same as your Uncle Bob, owns beachfront real estate in Vatican City, and still can't decide if shrimp is worse than shelling civilians. Let us begin. 🧨 Thou Shalt Not Kill (Unless It's for Oil or Doctrine) Apparently, the commandment "Thou shalt not kill" comes with a small asterisk — unless you’re bombing people in the name of peace, freedom, or holy interests. "Turn the other cheek" becomes "target the other village," especially when it's full of people who worship the wrong flavor of sky dad. Religious leaders have blessed everything from crusades to nukes, as long as someone tithed generously and said grace before launch. 💰 The Riches of Heaven (and th...
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🩺 Iatrogenic Intelligence Institute Declares Victory Over Free Thought in Medicine

   Here’s a satirical  comical article  in the style of  The Onion  or  Mad Magazine , featuring your fictional medical team, centered on  silencing science, deplatforming dissent, and the cult of corporate medicine . 🩺  Iatrogenic Intelligence Institute Declares Victory Over Free Thought in Medicine By Ryduc Press WASHINGTON, D.C.  — In a triumphant press conference held on a revolving stage shaped like a dollar sign, Dr. Avarice Grabmore, Department Chair of Iatrogenic Medicine, announced today the  successful elimination of transparency, accountability, and anything resembling independent thought  in modern healthcare. Flanked by his elite panel of ethically elastic contemporaries, Dr. Grabmore grinned under fluorescent lighting as he proclaimed: “We’ve finally silenced the last holistic heretic. From now on, the only 'second opinion' allowed is another invoice.” 🧪 Science is Settled™ — Sponsored by ScienceCorp™ Thanks to ...
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